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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is gonna be the next US President pretty HILLARYous, isn't it"

"What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire"

"Marriage is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

"I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I'm here to like' them."

"What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers? The Salivation Army."

"'maybe the world wasn't ready for pizza perfume' i thought to myself as i hid in a dumpster, watching the townspeople try to eat each other"

"Pavlov's bell, but it's me reading an email that I think says winebar when it's actually webinar."

"What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth? Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue."

"Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work"

"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."