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Joke of the Day
"Everyone at the office is going crazy because I faxed someone a hot dog"
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"A girl posted a status in her facebook wall ""I got my period today."" 20 boys liked it. 10 boys commented, ""Thank God."""
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"Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume? Because we're beautiful and smell good!"
"We were without phone, TV and internet access for a few hours today. It was terrifying because I almost got some work done."
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"You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person."
"Did you hear about the sexually frustrated lawyer? He got off on a technicality."
"Oh you're sick? Let me weirdly list every other person I know who's sick."
"You're not allowed to say ""long story short"" after talking for 30 minutes."