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Joke of the Day
"What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!"
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"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say to his colleague? Hoover fuck said this job would be a good idea?"
"What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. ."
"When a friend asked what the sex is like with an older man... I simply said, ""He's got a lot of experience, under his belt"" ba dum tsss"
"""Damn girl! I think you're giving me mesothelioma cuz yo ass bestest!"""
"I'm currently writing a musical about diggers trapped in a mine. I think it's gonna be in the key of A-flat minor."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""You know, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says, ""You have a drink called Steve?"""
"i made the starbucks guy say large instead of venti I HAVE ALREADY CONQUERED WEDNESDAY WHAT NOW"
"What's that Eminem song where he's mad?"
"What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend? Don't be koi."