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Joke of the Day
"For a perfectly shaved forearm reach for the last Pringle in the can."
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"What do you call an economist at an amusement park who is just sitting around? A lazy fair goer!"
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"Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !"
"Its thanksgiving, and I am thankful for my dog, my boobies, and my life. Happy thanksgiving to you and your boobies."
"What did the right breast say to the left breast in the mirror? You look like a right tit in that."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."
"They say a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush But a penis in the bush is better than two in the hand any day."
"What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery? Amazon'"
"NSFW Anal With My Girlfriend When ever my girlfriend and I have anal; it makes my day, but it makes her (w)hole week"