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Joke of the Day

"A magic genie granted a man one wish. ""I wish I had a dick that touched the floor"" the man said. The genie then snapped his fingers and *poof* The man's legs disappeared."

"Why would Hitler have been good at call if duty? His real life kill death ratio was 7mil/1"

"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle"

"This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is I charged you L950 for the computer but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !"

"Imagine my surprise when I found out ""restraining order"" did not mean she wanted me to tie her up."

"Anyone can be an American unless you're Mexican."

"What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place."

"Keep a few cat turds in your pockets, just in case a cop searches you. He will get cat poop on his hands, and you can laugh. It's all legal."

"Best advice I can give to newlyweds is to buy a really comfortable couch."