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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic."

"Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I'd look out the window for that."

"Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps"

"My friends think I should stop telling jokes because my punchlines are always shit. Shit."

"I lost 25 pounds. Just want to say I lost 25 pounds and I'm proud of myself. The last time I was betting on horses I lost 100,-."

"*loses 100 pounds in the US* yes *loses 100 pounds in England* no"

"Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger? Because it's all relative."

"In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word ""average"" is between easy and hard."

"A dad asks his son... ""What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?"" The son answers, ""Y."" ""Because I want to know!"""

"What runs forever and never dies? An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now."