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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic."

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"A man asks his dog, ""Can you speak English?"" The dog replies, ""Por supuesto que puedo hombre no tonta, soy un perro!"""
"How do you tell your spouse you were fired from SpaghettiOs for honoring Pearl Harbor Day with a smiling cartoon noodle holding a flag?"
"The mayor of Baltimore"
"teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !!"
"You're not considered antisocial if no one wants to talk to you."
"It's all shits and giggles... Until someone giggles and shits."
"What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ? 0mg !!!!"
"I've finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil EDIT: Thanks for front page"
"Porn stars' favorite drink? 7-Up 'n cider."