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"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was assaulted"
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"A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Just heard a Mexican guy sneeze with an American accent. Whoa, just whoa"
"When I see starving children in 3rd world countries, I get so sad knowing there's no way they'll ever be able to retweet me."
"The problem of guns in schools would be eliminated if society finally had the courage to outlaw schools."
"What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking? There's no place like OM."
"One of the World's Strongest Man events should be ""Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together."""
"What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass? An investigator."
"If ""six degrees"" is true, somebody tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody to tell Scarlett Johansson I said ""Hi."""
"The little lizard was shocked when he found out how he was conceived. Anole sex"