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Joke of the Day

"Is that a star tattoo. Saw my first porn the other day. I was a lot younger back then."

"What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale? A no weigh Jose."

"What do you call someone incapable of eating people? A can't-ibal"

"My Life. It said ""Submit a Joke."""

"Why did the rope get put in timeout? Because he was very knotty."

"We've got people working on world peace, and I'm here wondering how I can swipe a piece of my patient's chocolate without her noticing."

"That rabbi's gone crazy! He's been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce... and that's just the tip of the iceberg."

"Why did the bear faint upon seeing his friend eat a donut? He thought his friend was eating his own claw. In reality he was just eating a bear claw donut. D'oh!"

"This year for Kwanzaa, I'm getting my roommate the traditional Kwanzaa toy. A Dr. Dreidel"

"What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window? The restraining order"