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Joke of the Day

"Spend life with the people who make you happy, not the people who you have to impress."

"My grandfather was treated very badly by the Germans in WW2. Passed over for promotion time and time again."

"Where's the best place to weigh a pie? [*singing*] Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie."

"A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."

"My sister asked her husband to help wrap (presents) So he said ""then throw down a beat"""

"Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners? Because they don't have attachments!"

"The longest Joke in the world... Is very long."

"My door was not working I couldn't handle it"

"What fruit can't be married by itself. Cantaloupe"

"I just bought a really expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There's no going back now."