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Joke of the Day
"What would Jesus's favorite gun be? A nail gun"
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"Do you know why women love zombies? Because zombies love what's on the inside, not the outside!"
"Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan? Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke."
"Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!"
"If Albert Einstein sent you a text with a typo, you'd call him a fucking idiot too."
"What does an unborn child say... ...while its parents are having sex? ""Oh yes, daddy!"""
"What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door? ""Don't look. I'm dressing."""
"A cougar is an older lady who goes for younger guys. A Tyga is an older man who goes for younger women."
"What do you call someone who take things literally A kleptomaniac!"
"So I hear they're building a new Cloud City... In orLANDO Florida."