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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring one."

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"What's the best name for an atheist? Godfrey"
"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called ""recovering from the darkness"""
"I had a dream last night... ...that I was eating a massive marshmallow, it was huge! And then when I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone!"
"Instead of yelling, I just say ""Caps Lock"" and then speak at a normal volume."
"Cats REALLY hate dryers. However, Patches has Never looked this fluffy"