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Joke of the Day

"Whats the only thing more White Supremacists then hardcore Rednecks The Oscars"

"What do cannibals on a budget eat? Ramen. (Sound it out.)"

"What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread."

"A mattress will double in weight after six years, just like everything else I sleep with!"

"Have you heard the new hipster joke? No? I just got it on vinyl"

"That's the third time in a week I've woken myself up by farting. One more complaint and they're not gonna let me drive this bus anymore."

"Two neanderthals had a baby... No Homo"

"Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO? It was the Wong choice"

"Fucking customer keeps calling & asking for a quote even though I keep telling him I'm not an inspirational mother fucker."

"What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick"