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Joke of the Day

"But people, if you have a gift card that is all used up, do not drop it in a urinal pleaseit's a Big letdown to fish it out all for nothing"

"I bet women love the first dimension... It's allllllllllllllll length."

"Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !"

"Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? They were part of a stewicide pact."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? (None, they just beat the room for being black)"

"I was caught after ditching a cab without paying... I was charged with Taxi Evasion."

"A tornado is about 5 minutes away and our satellite is out. I hope our house lands somewhere where the cable works!"

"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."

"What is it called when you give money to a plains bison? A buffaloan!"

"A rapist, a pedophile and a priest walks into a bar."