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"Hilary Clinton will make the best president She will save us 25% in salary right from the start."
"I once dated a woman who was half-Chinese, half-Haitian. She did Voodoo acupuncture."
"I bought some shoes... I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."
"Congrats to the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table. It's basically everywhere now."
"So, Joan Rivers just died, and... ... she's scheduled for more plastic surgery next week."
"Why did the man throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly!"
"I hope aliens don't land in the next few years, because this is a really embarrassing time for humanity."
"What is the difference between the USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard."
"Some people like to stir the pot... ...I prefer to smoke it."