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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you."
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"""This is some good shit!"" A gourmet fly."
"What is Green and Oblong? A well disguised orange!"
"I heard a Sean Connery film once got am R rating Because he said ""sit"" too many times Edit: shit didn't proofread the title, *an* not *am*"
"How many..... How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."
"What do you do if hou are cold? If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees."
"We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris."
"What's a mass in your body that is really helpful? A cyst!"