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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to say ""Fuck this weather"" But I'm pretty sure it's under 18"
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"Why did the blonde stuff 98 berries in her mouth They were cramberries."
"1000 ip !! Hey summoners, Today I reached exactly 1000 ip. yours sincerely, Baqiwaqi"
"ooh n aah Q whats the difference between ooh and aah? A About 3 inches."
"Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer? Ben Carsonogen"
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because It was eggshausted"
"A man had a stroke and lost the use of the left side of his body. He's all right now."
"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Is the Bar Tender here?"""
"I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots."
"Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!"