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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order."
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"It's hard to tell a joke to Thieves... They always take things, literally."
"There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we've had."
"A quick Mel Gibson joke. If Mel Gibson directed a popular 90's show starring Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt: ""Mad about Jew"""
"I remember 2016 Like it was just yesterday"
"""Naps ain't shit!"" -Comas"
"I refuse to participate in scavenger hunts because it's still murder to shoot people even if they were digging in dumpsters."
"What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls? Sparky"
"What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito"
"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success."