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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? The pickpocket snatches watches..."
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"What's the downside to dating a Mermaid? Her clam smells like fish!"
"Two gay guys went out for a night on the town without any cash. It was an unfunded mandate."
"Little known fact Delicacy is French for ""I dare you to eat this""."
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"If you want to rob a white person, just say: ""Stop, collaborate, and listen,"" then steal their stuff while they rap the rest of the song."
"Just because it's called make-up... doesn't mean it's supposed to makeup 99% of your face."
"You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you."
"Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."