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Joke of the Day
"Why is the next Windows version 10? Because 7 8 9"
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"Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine."
"How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is."
"Felons would be a really valuable voting base... After all, we know they have conviction."
"If you're not supposed to abuse cough syrup then why does it come with a little plastic shot glass?"
"If a bear confronts you in the woods, make it go away by handing it a flyer for your boyfriend's band's show."
"Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture."
"The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds"
"My wife named my penis Donald Trump It has a weird haircut and is not qualified to run this country."
"Anytime I go to the doctors I feel so ripped off. Whatever my complaint is, it's always the same damn advice: ""Lay off the methamphetamine."""