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Joke of the Day

"says if you don't like what you see in the mirror, run the hot water until it fogs up. Problem solved."

"A kid goes up to his dad with a question... ""Dad, can I ask you something?"" ""Of course."" ""You and mom are both white, but I'm black. Why?"" ""That party was so wild, it's a wonder you don't bark."""

"Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes? Do they think they're gonna magically start walking?"

"when asked about the future of artificial intelligence.... some people say it will be a catastrophic cataclysmic calamity.... and some people say that's what she said."

"What do you call a teacher who doesn't flatulate in public. A private tutor. -Credits to my cousin ;)"

"small joke truth or dare dare order us pizza"

"Snail 1: Are you male or female? Snail 2: Yes Snail 1: Me too! [they kiss passionately]"

"A man once became addicted to cocaine from foreign countries. He spent all his money to travel and sample the evil drug in all parts of the world. Thankfully, he stopped once he hit the Finnish line."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks."

"Went to an Air & Space museum today, nothing was in there. I asked ""So what's the exhibit?"" & the guy was like ""You're breathing it, man."""