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Joke of the Day

"Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons? Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!"

"Through a telescope, I see a woman on a planet light years away. She waves. I wave. I awkwardly realize she is waving to the guy behind me."

"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme??? You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone."

"What do you call an elf made of lego? Legolass"

"Unemployed joke #2843 I know a couple jokes about unemployed people. Too bad none of them work."

"What's black on top and white on the bottom? rape"

"Want to know if you're in the wrong relationship? If you were reading this hoping I really had the answer, it's over. You're welcome."

"What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? Bisexual."

"I used to be a plastic surgeon. Which raised a few eyebrows. (Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)"

"If Mississippi wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware? I dunno, Alaska."