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Joke of the Day

"Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons? Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!"

"""So, why do you want to be a veterinarian?"" [pictures an army of cyborg dogs with laser eyes and jet packs] ...I love to help animals."

"Two hookers are on a street corner.. One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been swung around by my tits."""

"IAN: Why is that bear hanging out in the bar? ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really? ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian."

"What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"

"In the political correctness of 2017, is it still ok to call my wife the ""ol ball and chain""? Or is that rude to the ball and chain?"

"What are Mexican hackers called? BanDDoS"

"I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci"

"Did you hear the one about Jerry Sandusky molesting kids? If not, it's okay - neither did the Police."

"Why did Ted Bundy dropout of an Italian cooking class? There were not enough Italians to eat."