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Joke of the Day

"The best answer to an American Apparel salesperson asking you if you're looking for anything specific is, ""the bottom half of a shirt."""

"Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon? (OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee"

"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."

"Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober! Wow! Never thought it would happen"

"If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby..... Would you call it an Amasian?"

"Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls? Likud."

"Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln? Because he was always in a cent."

"Yo girl, are you my email inbox? because there's a lot of stuff you have I'm never going to see"

"The 1st rule of Female Fight Club is: You didn't hear this from me! Seriously do NOT tell anyone I told you, I promised I wouldn't tell."

"My friend asked me today if I started Christmas shopping. I'm crying. While digging a hole to bury her."