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Joke of the Day
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet."
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"What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese !"
"What country has 6 faces, and 8 points? Cuba"
"A Web Designer decided to use right aligned text His boss yelled at him for it, because it wasn't justified."
"...and the bartender says, ""sorry. We don't serve time travellers."" http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsvu6/a_time_traveller_walks_into_a_bar/"
"Ashley Madison website is having problems. But instead of addressing them directly, it'll just look for a younger hotter website on the side"
"I dated this Muslim girl once... She was the bomb!"
"Women like you are hard to find.. My ex wanted to know if still thought of her. Quite often I said. ""Women like you are hard to find. Most of you are in state hospitals."""
"Made this up while hanging out with some friends What do you call someone you hate who owns a cube car? Dick in a box"
"[lying with girlfriend & looking up at the stars] ""Hey--"" *points to shooting star* ""You've put on a lot of weight."""