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Joke of the Day

"Old people at weddings always poke me and say your next So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals"

"Rick Astley will lend you his Pixar collection... But he's never gonna give you Up."

"I see dead people. No wait, I take that back. I see people I want dead."

"Some thieves stole tofu. Authorities have no leads yet on this tasteless crime. credit to The Oregonian, pretty much"

"One of the main goals for Republicans is to close our Borders. Well, mission accomplished. I hear they're going after Books-A-Million next."

"What is religious favorites food ? Chop Suey"

"Crouching tiger, public toilet seat."

"Never date a philosophy major My last girlfriend was one and she spent most of her time trying to prove that I didn't exist"

"The person you're eating with can't wait for you to go to the bathroom so they can check their phone."

"The worst puns are hot dog puns."