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Joke of the Day
"I watched a documentary on strokes It was a bit one sided"
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"welcome back to guitar 101 everybody. what now, steve? uh, hey. are you gonna make the 'snapped my g-string' joke? no *steve leaves*"
"Tigers blood gave Charlie Sheen HIV"
"I hang out with people smarter than me so when the zombies attack they will eat their brains first while I escape. Who's the idiot now Mom!?"
"They say one in every 3 neighbors is a pedophile Thankfully there isn't one next to me... just 2 smoking hot 6 year olds."
"ok so, imagine star wars but instead of space it's brooklyn n uh instead of cool space guys, it's lena dunham complaining about stuff"
"I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger."
"My dog, Mitten, ate two shuttlecocks this morning. ""*Bad* Mitten!"""
"Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!"
"If I were Cinderella, I wouldn't have settled for a guy who couldn't even remember what my face looked like."