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Joke of the Day
"Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis? Nobody in the government does their job."
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"I've made friends on Twitter I never would've met in real life, and I wouldn't trade them for anything less than $200."
"I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer."
"Why did people make white chocolate? So black kids could get dirty faces too."
"What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !"
"Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs middle finger."
"Why was the hipster drinking milk? He liked Ice Cream before it was cool"
"How does Lord Voldemort like his pussy? (whisper) HHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY"
"My wife asked me to go out and get something that makes her look pretty. So I went out and got drunk."
"What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer? Ice is."