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Joke of the Day
"Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea? It runs in his jeans."
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"Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley."
"<<BREAKING NEWS>> Apple has decided to cancel the children's iPod. Apparently iTouch kids isn't a good product name."
"Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal. Well, that explains Edward."
"I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing... ..Just in case I get a hole in one."
"If your mother in law and your father in law were both engulfed in flames, and you only had one fire extinguisher, where would you hide it?"
"So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating?"
"So my doctor said I have 6 months so I shot him and the judge gave me 15 years"
"The only lyrics I can make out in the song ""Informer"" are ""Hey farrrrmer...something....a leaky boom boom cow"". Not 100% sure though."
"*Jesus, bursting out of a chest cavity, spraying the room with blood and viscera* ""My God, Johnny? DID YOU LET CHRIST INTO YOUR HEART?!?"""