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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally got my SO pregnant... I totally pulled a Jeb Bush."
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"My therapist says that to be happy in marriage, never go to sleep mad at each other. Been mad at my wife 2 months straight cause of insomnia"
"If you want to find a cure for stupid, take a tissue sample from people who call and request songs they're already playing 50 times a day."
"What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story? R and J"
"My computer has a virus. It's called the common cold. It makes your computer freeze up."
"George W. Bush isn't writing a memoir, but ""an account of key decisions"", such as 9/11, Iraq, and ""all the other things Cheney made me do."""
"I literally use figuratively in literally every occasion where I am literally speaking figuratively."
"I have a joke about minidisc... ...but it's a little CD."
"My son wants a bb gun for Christmas I told him I'l give it my best shot"
"How are Clinton scandals like Pokemon? You'll never catch them all."