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Joke of the Day

"What is an Italian redditors favorite meal? Fettuccini Alfedora."

"If I was an author I would make my pen name... *Page Turner.*"

"What internet provider does Satan use in hell? Comcast"

"How do you count cows? With a cowculator."

"""Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say beautiful instead."" ""Fine. Can you pass me the beautiful sauce then?"""

"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid."

"The year is 2005. Hollaback Girl is playing. We find a table and discuss how we each decided on our MySpace top 8. Everyone is ok with this."

"What did the jews not like about the Holocaust? The caust"

"Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving."

"""What does the fox say?"" Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to."