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Joke of the Day
"Why do natives hate snow? Cause its white and its on their land."
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"Batman pushes a batcuffed Joker thru the crowd. ""Look! Hahaha!"" yells the Joker. Batman glances up at the jumbotron. GODDAMN the kiss cam."
"Killer whales are inappropriately named. The proper term is killer Welsh."
"Why didnt the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe"
"Why did Hitler and Mussolini get into a footrace? They wanted to see who was the fascist."
"Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie? Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid."
"""..so that's the story of Christmas. Questions?"" Where do turtledoves come from? ""Well, when a turtle and a dove really love each other.."""
"If I was a Doctor, my prescription pad would just read: ""Smoke 2 joints, eat ALL the chicken"""
"Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic"
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup! I know but unfortunately we are out of turtle."