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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a duck sing? Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers."
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"""It's a bird!"" [Superman zooms down to inches away from the screaming guy's face] S: Birds can't go that fast Sean. What are you an idiot"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear."
"How do you make a door hold water? You open it slightly so it's ajar."
"I've asked a question, ignored the answer and been too ashamed to ask again, way more times than I'd like to admit."
"What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a javelin through her neck."
"Just seen Michael J Fox at the local Garden centre Well pretty sure it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias."
"can't now.. having an heated argument with my toaster."
"""Bill, I'm beginning to think my wife might be cheating on me..."" ""What makes you say that, Tim?"" ""Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."""
"What do you call a rapper will killer abs? 6Pac"