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Joke of the Day

"Next week I have an MRI scheduled to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia."

"I have a higher IQ than Batman and Donald Trump combined. By the way, Batman has a higher IQ than me."

"2 snowmen in field, one Turns to the other and says ""can you smell carrot?"""

"Why was the pianist arrested? He was caught playing in A minor."

"What is a ducks drug of choice? Quack."

"[Dirty] Guy walks into a... A guy walks into a shop and asks if they have any parsley, the cashier answers ""No sir this is a porn shop"". The guy says ""Oh well, do you have any dill though?"""

"I want to China town today I saw a lot of wangs."

"Dark jokes are a slippery slope... One guy slipped and never told a joke again."

"Not feeling great about how much scrolling down I have to do to get to my birth year."

"Yesterday Bill Clinton called Hillary, ""the ablest person I've ever worked with."" Well, I can see why he's a hit with the ladies."