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Joke of the Day
"What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus."
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"How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."
"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help?' I said No, six should be enough.'"
"What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg)"
"Remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I speak no English."
"Have you heard? Have you heard of the Arkadian Genocide? Exactly."
"Did you hear about the Spaniard who was obsessed with Greek Mythology? I said to him, ""Jesus?"" and he replied, ""Where's Zeus?"""
"You need glasses when you do maths Because it helps with division. -Barbara from Rooster Teeth"
"What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !"
"Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled? His toga size went from L to XL."