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Joke of the Day
"TIL: Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans."
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"Being gay is a choice... like being black, poor, or an amputee. No one really made you go to Iraq"
"How much hummus did the anorexic girl order? A tahini bit."
"a powerful ancient bully emerged from a lake and told some girls i didnt know how to jack off til i was 16 & used a really unorthodox style"
"Brain: Walk up to her and offer her a drink. Me: I WANT TO DRINK YOU LIKE A SIPPY CUP. Brain: Can you actually hear me?"
"Yogi Bear: You gonna eat that? Hiker: THAT'S A BABY. YB: And I'm a talking bear. Hiker: YB: Hiker: YB: So where are we on that baby?"
"What is Saturn's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings."
"Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team? A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."
"whenever i watch the tv show Friends, i imagine im the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him"
"My friend explained to me how the work of electricity was measured... I just sat there like watt..."