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Joke of the Day

"If you make a new sex position, do you get to name it? If so, I'll call it The Laptop. Internet required, partner is not."

"Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way"

"when my kids lose a tooth i'm gonna put euros under their pillow they'll cry but i'll be all uh oh looks like daddy has to take us to europe"

"Why did God put men on the Earth? Becuase a vibrator can't mow the lawn."

"Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband."

"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Pitbull walk into a bar. Drake ducks."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A lot. Many Hans make light work."

"What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored? Beats me"

"Bookstores are a great place to meet women... ... But not so if your opening line is ""What does this word mean?"""