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Joke of the Day
"Success is just like being pregnant."
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"Why did the elephant paint its nails red? So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!"
"""Hey look a flock of cows!"" ""...Herd of cows..."" ""Of course I've heard of cows! There's a whole flock of them over there!"""
"Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store."
"I've had enough of my wife. Thought the bloated cannibal."
"How did the handyman feel after going to the bar? He was hammered."
"My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One of them turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""
"What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series."
"A man was admitted to the ER with 6 small plastic horses up his bum... ...doctors described his condition as ""stable""."