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Joke of the Day

"Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl? A Northern girl says ""You can"" but a Southern girl says ""Y'all can""!"

"Somewhere in Africa, a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."

"Kanye West said being a rapper is like being a soldier or a cop but hey at least he didn't compare himself to Jesus. Oh wait."

"How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse it Thought it was relevant to today's eclipse..."

"What's AlQaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"

"What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank? A jihahahad!"

"COOKING TIP: Quickly slice a block of cheese by throwing it through a harp."

"did you hear about the time they strapped a Timex watch on an old, flea-bitten dog to see what would happen? The watch kept ticking, the ticks kept watching."

"""Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"""

"My favorite criminal intent: Robin Hood camping."