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Joke of the Day

"Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl? A Northern girl says ""You can"" but a Southern girl says ""Y'all can""!"

"What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage? Supreme Liter Coke"

"a guy walks into a bar.. ouch*"

"I like to take candy from a kid cause sugar is bad for them. Then, I eat it in front of them while saying, ""don't do this"""

"Q's are just O's that got shanked."

"I emailed Hillary that to secure a win, she had to pick Bernie as VP. I guess she deleted it."

"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."

"A 64 years old male tourist swept away in Amazon river, where did he end up? Local Brazilian newspaper..."

"Hagrid is so fat The Sorting Hat put him in the Waffle House"

"""I don't understand swimming. You don't see fish going for a walk."""