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Joke of the Day
"You don't need to write ""imo"". Nobody is confusing your tweets with Nietzsche."
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"When you don't even acknowledge I held a door open for you, I want to pull you back inside by your neck, and say ""now let's try this again."""
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"What is a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"
"On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
"Another Math Joke Two cats are sitting on a roof. Which one will fall off first? The one with the smaller mu."
"A man and his friend are having a conversation Man: When I was born, I was given the choice to either have a really good memory or a big dick Friend: Which one did you pick? Man: I don't remember"
"Why is E the only good letter? Because every other letter is not E!"
"Yo girl, I'm a meteorologist and... I predict around 8 inches tonight."