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Joke of the Day
"You don't need to write ""imo"". Nobody is confusing your tweets with Nietzsche."
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"Bet the wife $50 That she couldn't make me happy and sad with the same sentence. She said I was much better in bed than my brother."
"The comedian made an entire audience laugh without speaking a single word No joke"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other side!!!!!! Like the song, ""hello from the other side"""
"Going to a baby shower and I'm real nervous, do they just kind of pour down on you? If you catch one do you have to keep it?"
"[NSFW] If you're born with a penis you're a boy, a vagina, you're a girl, but...... If your born with a couple of cunts for parents then you're probably gender neutral"
"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she out in the field with a shovel & idk man she's diggin for somethin. Oh burying a body? Ok then"
"What happen if a bomb blasts in a bra or a man's underwear?"
"Sign language is a pretty handy skill"
"He died doing what he loved, trying to use a hammerhead shark for carpentry"