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"""How about know"" -existentialist teen"
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"Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school."
"What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"How do you recycle a condom Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mother, he knows it."
"[GOP debate] JOHN KASICH: my dad was a mailman so i understand our nation's struggles MODERATOR: what how JK: i went through everyone's mail"
"What is the river of negation called? The Nile"
"Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation"
"I love restaurants that have signs like ""Since 1916"". It's a great way to know the place you're eating at was probably super racist."
"What does the 'B' in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"