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Joke of the Day
"What do vampires call menstrual cups? Shot glasses."
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"I never knew the word ""mom"" could even have 7 syllables until I had kids."
"My iPhone is like my girlfriend Doesn't blow"
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave till it's Bill Withers."
"sperm is like olives you need to learn to eat it"
"I'm giving up alcohol for a month.... Wait, sorry. That came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."
"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"Careers Advisor to American student: ""What do you want to be when you leave college?"" Student: ""Alive""."
"giving birth and cutting of your fingers are alike alot it hurts like hell and you wont really look the same afterwards. the only difference is that stupid people have to stop after 10 fingers"
"I just heard a beautiful poem... ""I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig, we all dig."" I'll admit it's not a very *beautiful* poem, but it sure is deep."