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Joke of the Day
"I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen."
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"How do you access a watersports/golden shower porn site if you don't know the URL? You just use the IP address"
"What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight? Mariah Carey's mouth."
"What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain? A wet one."
"Love is like peeing yourself.... everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."
"Before he was a footballer, Messi used to be a stand-up comedian He had to quit because his jokes kept flying over the audience's heads."
"What is a wolf's favourite dance move? The Shuffle ... pack of wolves."
"4 out of 5 dentists agree u should not be going to 5 diferent dentists. it is important to have one dentist who knows ur dental history"
"Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? The message is loud and queer."
"Cows should really stop putting ""delicious"" on their resumes."