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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does a bear stop a DVD? A: It just presses the ""paws"" button."
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"They say it's rude to ask a women's age... So what's your weight?"
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo"
"What does a man with a cow under his nose have? A moostache (That was udderly terrible)"
"what is worse than the holocaust 6 million jews"
"Taking viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!"
"Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrament of death* Dentist: ""Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss."""
"starting an indie band called Their Early Stuff"
"My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier"
"Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens."