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Joke of the Day
"What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key? A Minor"
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"""Will you please stop chasing heavy women?"" ""I am not chasing them...they just happen to land on me and I cant get up."""
"What's the difference between my job and my wife? My job will still suck after 5 years"
"What do bees chew? Bumble gum."
"Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new album? It's called Invincible! *Sent using Microsoft Internet Explorer 6*"
"What do you call a fast, Spanish paedophile? Rapedo"
"Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"What's the difference between swine flu and avian flu? Bird flu needs tweet-ment and the swine flu needs oink-ment! Ha"
"Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too"
"A guy walks into a doctor's office... ...with corn in his ears, a carrot shoved up his nose and a potato in his butt. Doctor says, ""Buddy, you're not eating right..."""