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Joke of the Day
"What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key? A Minor"
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"Why did the semen cross the road? Why did the seman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today.."
"What do you call it when one musician abuses another? An act of violins."
"I read my kids a few select Facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, ""This is why we have to stay in school"""
"What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person? One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie."
"The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand."
"My girlfriend's a bouncer I only found out because I saw her fall out of a window."
"What does the Alt-Right drink? White whine."
"Did you know that if you laid the entirety of my intestines out in a straight line you'd likely be incarcerated for many years?"
"What do you call having sex with someone with herpes? *A bumpy ride*"