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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between swine flu and avian flu? Bird flu needs tweet-ment and the swine flu needs oink-ment! Ha"

"What is Hitler's least favourite Christmas song? All I Want From Christmas Is Jew"

"*singing scales* Do, Re, uh... *calls Lionel Ritchie* ""Hey"" Hello! ""What comes after Do & Re on a music scale?"" Is it Mi you're looking for?"

"What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia? A cancelled check."

"Do you guys know what a minstrel cycle is? A bicycle for musicians."

"How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American? Last Supper"

"A poster with a mugshot saying ""Have you seen this man"" So I rang up and said No. You have to do your bit for society ."

"What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses"

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"Girls adore it when you guess their weight as they walk by."