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Joke of the Day
"My dad is like the Michael Jordan of dads. He has a serious gambling problem."
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"Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap. Because They're Dead. :)"
"I told my son about the birds and the bees... He told me about my wife and the mail man. I get no respect"
"""I don't belong here"" - dreadlock on a white guy"
"I thought I was schizophrenic... But I talked myself out of it."
"How do you know the devil is white? Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell."
"If you want your uninvited guests to leave, seat them comfortably in the basement, then go upstairs and watch TV."
"I asked a French person why us Americans piss them off so much I couldn't really understand what he said but I'm pretty sure it was ""Blah blah blah, I'm French, I'm better than everyone."""
"I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""