155441

Joke of the Day

"Why do you need sauce with sausages? Well if you didn't have the sauce then sausages would just be ""a jizz"""

"ME: who's a good boy!! DOG: did you just misgender me you genderphobic heteronormative piece of shit ME: what DOG: bark"

"How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck? A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!"

"Turns out I am a master of Tantric Maths. I can stare at the page for hours and the answer never comes."

"What did a chemist say to a deaf guy? Does it matter?"

"There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American."

"Why do blacks make good athletes? They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers."

"I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name."

"What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap? Bar soap."

"BREAKING NEWS Literally to be eliminated from the English language in 2015 Use it while you can, white girls"