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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to stop wearing cologne and taking showers... Because if I'm going to smell like an asshole, I'll do it all natural."

"Oh, Its October Guess we should wake up that guy from green day then"

"I went to Thailand... Saw a hot girl in the bar. I kept telling myself ""don't get a erection, don't get a erection"". After 5 mins, it happened.. She got a erection"

"Jewish jokes. 1: How do you pick up a Jewish girl? - A dustpan 2: How do you get a Jewish girl's number? - Roll up her sleeve."

"What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ? Super Man wears his underwear over his pants.."

"The knowledge that Jersey Shore is known as ""Macaroni Rascals"" in Japan may just be the most important of my lifetime."

"What do scientists solve? Che-mysteries!"

"So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""

"What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz? Gastly"

"What comes after the night of the Superbowl? The Superbowel"