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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris won an award today Kanye West sat politely in his seat."
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"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"
"Get your rock star name, like Axl Rose did, by selecting a car part and then a flower. Mine is Crankshaft Tulip"
"Just dropped a book on my head guess I am only to blame my shelf"
"A woman called me sexist the other day. Silly women, I hate ALL black people equally."
"No matter close I get to her when I do them, I cannot seem to startle my dog with my farts."
"Life is like a penis... Short, hard, and fat. It's the women that make it soft and easy."
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"My father wants me to treat him like a king So I stabbed him while he was sleeping. The succession line has to go on, dad."