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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris won an award today Kanye West sat politely in his seat."
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"My friend has really clean shoes, What's his secret? He's in a wheelchair"
"A man walks up to a prostitute and propositions her for sex... She says to the man: ""Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."""
"Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one."
"What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !"
"If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need... Not all this, ""How the fuck did you get in my house?!"" nonsense."
"What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common? They both love Ten D's"
"Tommy Cooper gag A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor ""Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth."
"Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!"
"Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people"