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Joke of the Day
"Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don't understand how weather works."
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"What is Shrek's most annoying problem? Swamp Ass."
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"Heard unemployment was 10%, but I just did a quick poll of everyone at the office, and it seems like that number may be way high."
"I finally had to tell the dog he was adopted."
"I accidentally sent a photo of my penis to everyone in my address book. Not only was it really embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps."
"I hosted an Orgy at a camp ground the other day... It was fucking in-tents"
"jok Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
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"What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist? An extroverted physicist looks at *your* shoes when they're talking to you."