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Joke of the Day

"Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don't understand how weather works."

"I'm an introverted republican... ...I guess you could call me an anti-socialist."

"What do you call a crush on a fat person? An inFATuation"

"Joke a friend made up What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh? A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff."

"What do you call a stay-at-home parent? Unemployed."

"If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza."

"*looks up from pestle and mortar ""Powdering this baby is HARD!"""

"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, because Jill's real name was Randy."

"Double standards are not fair! When miley cirus gets naked and licks hammers its beautiful and artistic, but when I do it its weird, creepy and I get a life time ban from Ikea."