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Joke of the Day

"How many Psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the light bulb and another to hold the penis...I mean ladder."

"At first i thought slave jokes had ended but then i realized there must be a market"

"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""

"Why did the porkchop scream for help? I'd tell you the rest, but I don't want to spoil the meat of the joke."

"[at Victoria's Secret] *folding panties on table* ""Sir, where are the fitting rooms?"" Oh, I don't work here. *continues folding panties*"

"I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!"

"Growing up, I had a best friend. When we first met we didn't see eye to eye, but then he grew on me."

"A blessing It is a blessing to hear ""Jesus loves you."" In an American prison, but in a Mexican prison... Oh boy."

"Whose the most vague person in the Military ? General Direction."

"Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege."